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jeninla:

Baby Blues, bitches.

Is this the barbeque we’re looking for?

jeninla:

Baby Blues, bitches.

Is this the barbeque we’re looking for?

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ems:

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ems:

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overit:

yumwatch:

The East Side of Los Angeles on a Sunny Day  (via Vimeo)

PRETTY! Gotta love tilt-shift effects.

This is really cool. Sometimes I still can’t believe I live here. ;)

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GPOYW - Coffee Bean. Can you tell I’ve been looking for jobs and apartments online all day? And changing minutiae in a spec script that won’t really make it better?

GPOYW - Coffee Bean. Can you tell I’ve been looking for jobs and apartments online all day? And changing minutiae in a spec script that won’t really make it better?

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Can you recommend some LA people for me to follow?

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nedhepburn:

Hyperion & Sunset, Los Angeles CA. November 6th 2009.
this is where i started off, the first job in Los Angeles.

nedhepburn:

Hyperion & Sunset, Los Angeles CA. November 6th 2009.

this is where i started off, the first job in Los Angeles.

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Bullet-point Updates, Edition 1

  • It’s taking longer to get a car than I had anticipated, which is throwing me off.
  • I forgot that I’d been out here as a baby and whatever weird difference you feel in the air is native to me.
  • I visited USC yesterday and it was like any other university (is this where I growl and say “except the University!”).

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Flight / Arrival

THE FLIGHT

Uneventful.

I sat next to a small French boy who began the flight by scanning SkyMall, judging whether the prices were good, then ripping pages out, and who ended the flight by taking a three-hour nap on me.

A flight attendant — not, I am sure, the one in charge, based on how much she acted in charge — named Ruth Ann screeched commands in a shrill, faux-baby voice. I imagine she thinks this voice makes her sweet or cute, but it gives the impression of a toddler trapped in Nurse Ratchet. She was the sort of person who thinks she’s nice, but is actually a huge bitch.

ARRIVAL

I missed New York as soon as I got in Catherine’s car. LA expands in a 2D plane; New York is a 3D city. Like everyone has said, the weather is nice and everyone drives. I keep looking for smaller cultural differences but they take time to arise. I keep reminding myself that the ability to adapt is a highly valuable trait and I should be excited to cultivate it.

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(via whydontyoufuckoff)

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Tonight

I will be in LA. BRACE YOURSELVES.

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I'm a comedian and writer.
I live in Los Angeles.